My New Mexican Love

Mexican Senorita

Mexican Senorita

I met this sexy beautiful girl in Oaxaca, Mexico, and together we went down to Zipolite, Mexicoo. I really liked her. She smiled a lot, and she would help me with my Spanish. She made my heart throb.

We got onto a bus, which was a school bus from America being used for public transportation. The seats were vinyl and hard, and it smelled of Chickens because the locals brought young chickens to their villages to lay eggs. The bus ride was really tiring, but my new love kept me busy.

My girl was really beautiful. She had tan skin, black hair, and green eyes. When she smiled through her plump lips, you can see a beautiful row of teeth radiant from her mouth. The whole trip I kept saying sweet nothings into her ears and kissing her on her lips.

After 6 hours of winding mountain roads, we got into Zipolity. Well not actually Zipolite, but the village next to it. Right away we popped into a van, and in 30 minutes we were on Zipolite beach. At the beach we rented a hammock from a Mamasita – lady owner, and we crashed out watching the waves cares the beach.

The lady owner’s husband was a fisherman, and he brought in a fresh bunch of Bonita tuna. She barbequed the tuna fish for us over the fire. It was delicious.. We set around in our hammocks playing with the small puppies that were running around wild. The puppies were sharpening their teeth and biting everything in site, including my toes.

When night came around we were able to see Orion Belt. The sky was really clear. We hugged and held each other lying in a hammock. The hammock was really strong and did not break. Their came that moment, and we made love under the stars.

The next day we took a swim. The currents were really dangerous and pulled us in all different directions with a whirlpool motion. Zipolite means death in the Mayan language.

After a quick shower we were on a bus to Acapulco. It was a first class air-condition bus, and the ride was pretty easy. We slept most of the way, tired from love making the night before. After about 10 hours we arrived to an Acapulco bus depot. We checked into a cheap hotel by the beach.

We we really hungry and I ordered a pepperoni pizza. My friend was not too happy. She wanted to eat tacos, but she relented. At that time her smile disappeared and she stopped being friendly to me.

The next day I decided to try to make a little money by bringing my new bought Mexican artisania - handicrafts to a 5 stars hotel to sell to the tourist. My girlfriend came with me. I offered the Oaxacan rugs to some American tourists. They told me they were not interested. After a few tries I gave up. I guess I was not Mexican enough to peddle the goods.

My girlfriend got really angry with me, saying that she hates Gringos, she hates stupid Americans! I said to her that they are not stupid. They are just not interested in buying Mexican stuff. Then she said she hates foreigners. I said, “I am a foreigner!” She grew a blank stare! I got really angry and I slapped her.

I knew I should have not hit her, but I did. And she was going to have my life turned miserable. She called police on me and got me arrested. I thought I was definitely going to jail for a long time.

The jefe of the small jail came to talk to me. He said that the girl does not want to press charges but just wants you to buy her a bus ticket back home to Oaxaca. I was relieved that I was not in trouble anymore, but it was sad to lose my new Mexican love.

Mexican senoritas are sweet, but they are very hot tempered!

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