SEO Divas
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008Famous People of SEO!
Baby Face Danny Sullivan
Many people would say Danny Sullivan is a Founder of SEO, but I will disagree with them. While I think Danny is the first one to take the SEO Bull by its Horns, the real Father of SEO is Matt Cutts Google software engineer.
Next on the list is his side kick Rand Fishkin aka RandFish.
Rand Fishkin
Next is their accomplice in Crime, reformed Black Hat David Naylor aka DaveN.
David Naylor
I could not find a nice big picture of David Naylor, so I had to use this black and white one. Maybe DaveN is cheap, camera shy, or PR Dumb! I definitely do not want to use this one. Barry Schwartz pocking fun of DaveN
Now you know the Birth of SEO told to you by Igor The Troll, that is Me! But you probably knew this already and not impressed. But did you know the New Kid on the Block of SEOs? Well he is Jason Calacanis aka Jason! And all three Co-founders of SEO hate his guts very Bad! When he speaks at SEO conferences they all run away!
Jason Calacanis
I tried to find the Video Clip of RandFish shooting a gun, but he managed to get it off Youtube. Rand is really good at manipulating information, he even got his article off Wikipedia, according Jonathen Hochman a Wikipedia editor.
Now why RandFish was even practicing using a gun by shooting it in the air? He is after Jason Calacanis! He hates the Dude and wants him Rubbed Out!
The True Jason Calacanis
Now can you blame RandFish for hating the True Jason.
Now while all these four SEO hate Google for keeping an eye on them 24/7 so they do not violate Google Quality Guidelines They probably hate me even more, because I am always on top of them, in their Face!
They probably have a Voodoo doll of Igor The Troll and sticking pins into it, wishing for me to disappear! I would like to give you all the dirt on them, because yes they have a lot of baggage, even Danny Boy, but I fear for my life, that I may get a Contract out on me!
The SEO Cosa Nostra is real.
Do not get me wrong, they really not some tough Mafia guys, although they act like one’s; still they have contributed a lot to SEO - Search Engine Optimization. But they are a Dieing Bread! The SEO Divas.
Wikipedia has a really great description for a Diva as a Social Media Network user.
A Wikipedia diva is a long time user who believes he is more important than other editors, and requires regular validation of that belief. Validation is obtained by storming off the project in a huff - a “retirement” or “Wikibreak” accompanied by a long diatribe against whatever petty issue drove them away this time.
Invariably, this diatribe attracts a flood of “please don’t go” messages, along with plenty of support for the diva’s side of the dispute that triggered the latest “retirement”. The end result is that the diva gets exactly what he craves - validation and support - and returns to the project triumphant, at least until the next petty conflict.
Do not get me wrong. SEO is important but not as much these guys make you want to believe it is. The basis of SEO you can list on your hands using your fingers! More than any kind of Voodoo, SEO it is content. Content is King! Just ask Matt Cutts and he will confirm with me! You make an interesting page Internet users will read it and link to it. Search engines will indexes it, and more users will find it in search results. Do not try to game the search engines, it is a losing battle, and if you get caught you will be crying, “Why Google does not like me!” at GWHF. You do not want to go there. They treat you like Shit. Just ask Adam Lasnik the Google search engine Evangelist.
I got the inspiration to do this post from my friend Skye B. She is into the Paranormal, being that she has had an encounter with death more than once.
She just come out of the hospital after an operation on her heart, and I wish her all the luck in the world.
She promised me on Twitter to write the post “The Death of SEO”. She is going to talk about the lingering SEO Ghosts - the SEO Divas!
